I came across an analogy of slaps and decided to share...which one have you experienced before? Lol!!
1.TAKE AWAY SLAP: When someone gives you a
dirty slap and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.
2.RESOUNDING SLAP: This is after you are
hit, you keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain
like"wiiiiiiiiiii"! And voices in your head will start singing
Christmas Carol.
3.FORMATTING SLAP: This is the slap that
makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing. You find yourself
asking questions like,"What did I do?"
4.EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you
this kind of slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest
person on your own accord e.g. Bros! Are you watching? I didn't do anything o!
5.FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this
kind of slap, all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the
person walk away with your mouth opened widely.
6.RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download
this slap, you start asking questions that don't need reply.
Like,"John,YOU SLAPPED ME?!"
7.SWEET SLAP: This is the type of slap a
boy/girl gives you sweetly on your cheek and whether it's painful or not, you
start blushing.
8.MATHEMATICAL SLAP: This simply has to do
with the physical reconstruction of your face when given to you; the length of
your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its
circumference.
9.CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP: When you
receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a
sudden),you will be able to combine and speak all sort of languages same time
like Spanish,Greek, Arabic, Hindu, etc
10.COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP: You will
start seeing different colours and your head will turn to a nest whilst the
birds will be flying all around you.
11.RETURN LEG/RECIPROCAL SLAP: It's the type
of slap when someone slaps you and you return the slap immediately...
12.MILITARY SLAP: Once this slap lands on
your face, you will start urinating on your clothe.
Share the kind of slap you've received before
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